Lessons in Logic (Just For Fun)

If your fate is a poor man,

It is your fate but,

if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent-

education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect...

But nobody's perfect...

so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travel faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard and Visa

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessfulman, there are two.

Every man should marry.

After all, Happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.

You future depends on your dreams

so, go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning.

The more you learn the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So why learn?

That's all for today..

Thanks for reading!